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JEFF FOXWORTHY RACING JOKES

Updated 1-10-2005

You Might Be A Redneck If. . . . . .

You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"....

You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....

You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot....

You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....

You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....

You know who is actually leading the Cup series....

You name your twin boys Jack Daniel & Jim Beam....

Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three....

You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....

You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are....

You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round....

You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures....

Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"....

You regularly see kinfolk on "America's Most Wanted." ....

You know the "Back way" to Talladega....

Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race.....

Your car burns more oil than gas....

You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....

You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper....

You own a Waffle House credit card....

You make engine noises while watching racing on TV....

The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....

Your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck....

The Budweiser symbol is your coat of arms ....

Nobody can rebuild an engine like mama....

Your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it....

Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.....

Your 5-year-old can rebuild a carburetor....

You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.....

You've ever cut your grass and found a car......

If the earrings you gave your wife for Christmas double as fishing lures.....

Your Christmas tree is still up in March......

You sit on your roof Christmas Eve with a shotgun hoping to fill your deer quota for the year.......

Your dad has been married so many times that U-haul gives him Christmas cards.......

You ask for all your teeth for Christmas........

Your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs......

You recycle enough Copenhagen lids & beer cans to buy Christmas presents.......

You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.......

You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by. ground hog day You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.....

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all by Jeff Foxworthy

Last joke added on 11-29-2003
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